Here is my newest song. This one is sung to the tune of “Hey Jealousy” by the Gin Blossoms. If you are under 35-years-old and not familiar with the song please check out the links.
Well I think I could be alright
If I could just stop sweating tonight
As you see my AC’s not workin'
And none of my fans will go
And you know it might not be that bad
But my bed ‘s like a heating pad
My feet melted about an ago
Melted to the bone.
Tomorrow we can fry some eggs in town
And watch them steaming on the ground
All the nice weather has passed, and what took its place?
The air is thick enough to drink
And so hot it knocks me down
And if you don’t get a popsicle for me
I’m not getting off the ground.
All I really want is to be is cool
I even bought me a kiddy pool
I tried to blow the thing up an hours ago
But I think it’s got a hole.
Tomorrow we can go swimming in the lake.
Let all our sunburn’s bake
Do you have an umbrella we can take?
I’m so hot that I’m insane!
You’ve melted my brain!
All I can do is complain!
I think I’m gonna start...
Keeping ice cubes in my bra!