I often wonder other than my friends, who reads my blog? I hardly have any comments. Are you all really shy? Are you too embarressed to admit that you read this stuff? Please know that I love you! If you take time out of your busy life to read about the train wreck that is my life I salute you!
If you read my blog I want to hear from you. I'd love to know who you are....
Here is a horrible fact. See the terrifying clown? He was the first boy I ever french kissed. We met at fat camp in 1983. His name is Drew and he dumped me. Yes I was dumped by a horrid clown. Why don't you comment with your worst boyfriend story. Can you beat that? Please leave a comment on this post? This will be fun!
If you read my blog I want to hear from you. I'd love to know who you are....
Here is a horrible fact. See the terrifying clown? He was the first boy I ever french kissed. We met at fat camp in 1983. His name is Drew and he dumped me. Yes I was dumped by a horrid clown. Why don't you comment with your worst boyfriend story. Can you beat that? Please leave a comment on this post? This will be fun!
I once 'hooked up' with (which meant JUST kissing at the time) this guy one night while out with friends. He gave me a sneaky look and whispered 'do you blow?'
ReplyDeleteMy fourteen year old mind was frozen in confusion. Did he mean do I do Coke (which was being passed around the room on an old glass plate) or did he mean the kind of blow that shares it's name with a certain wholesale wharehouse? THEN I woke up and realized either way the answer was a loud screechy "NO" and so, alas, he moved on to my friend before the summer was over.
I started seeing this guy when I started my Sr yr of high school. My girl friends and I were headed to a movie one evening and he happened to stop by with another one of our guy friends. I invited them along, to which he replied something to the effect of, "If you're paying." I laughed it off thinking he was joking. He did have a job after all. He didn't let me in on the fact that he really had NO MONEY until we were in the parking lot of the theater. I had to borrow $20 from my girl friend to get him and the other guy in.
ReplyDeleteA week or two later he dumped me by having his sister say he wasn't home when I called and avoiding me at school. The other free loader eventually told me, "Oh yeah, he doesn't want to see you anymore."
Perverts and paracites OH MY! Thank you for sharing! You guys rock!
ReplyDeleteTHANKS YOU GUYS!
ReplyDeleteTam and Sarah rock!
Does anyone have any ideas on how I can get people to comment on my blog? Should I give away free booze? Candy? House cleaning services?
My worsts stories are not funny. I've met some nasty people over the years. I did 'date' a younger man (19 vs my 22) who was 6'9", loved John Deere amything, wore a hat and boots all the time, drove a pickup truck and was named Thor. No joke - and this was in CT, not hicksville.
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