Today I solved a huge mystery that has been baffling me for about a month. My mystery is the fact that someone has magically made me gain 20 pounds since my big juice fast. Yes 20 pounds! One morning my jeans were getting too loose the next morning they were tight and this poufy flab was billowing over the waistline. Or should I say pillowing? I mean I ate holiday treats but I didn’t eat a whole 20 pound turkey.
|My naughtiest dream would be a HUGE Toblerone Bar|